Aveline: "Why are you still here, Varric?"
Varric: "Starkhaven’s too pretentious for me, and Cumberland’s too boring."
YEE FRIEND I JUST BOUGHT IT TODAY I’m not too far in but I am really enjoying it so far man
I am going to get really into this game I can SMELL IT
I am so happy, I initiated this.
GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELFWow that might be the shittiest excuse in the history of excuses I’m ashamed that I like the series.
'DOUBLED DEVELOPMENT EFFORTS'
is that code for ‘our gross fuckboy developers wouldnt be able to model a tity without needing to stop and jack off for 30 hours straight’ like holy shit fuck off forever
Meanwhile, Bioware is pumping out Awesome. Badass. Powerful. Straight/Lesbian/Bi female lead/supporting characters for Dragon Age: Inquisition and talking like it’s no big thing.
LEARN FROM EXAMPLE, FELLAS!!!!
In CLAMP, we don’t say “I love you”, we just exchange eyes and bleed a lot.
|—||Vivian, Pushing Daisies (via dashing-boy)|
Just two kids looking for their dad … it was never supposed to end up like this.
(The gifs need to load properly for this to make sense … you’ll know when it does. Sorry about that.)
This can help with people struggling with character ideas.
Female Vampire Ninja with a Katana
Human Fighter with a Longsword
eladrin wizard using ice and fire magic with a quarterstaff
Half-Elf Rogue with Duel Swords